WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

You eat, you're fat;  you don't eat, you're a freak.

you drink, you're an alcoholic;  you don't drink, you're a pussy.

you read, you're a nerd;  you don't read, you're stupid.

you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker;  you don't tell a secret, you're still an attention seeker.

you let someone in, you're easy;  you don't let someone in, you're too uptight.

you smoke, you think you're cool;  you don't smoke, you're a loser.

you've had sex, you're a slut;  you haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.

you wear make up, you're a slag;  you don't wear make up, you're ugly.

You can't please anyone.

                                               EVER.